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jessicalala: Blackie wears socks :3

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:20:12 -0400

Blackie wears socks :3

trust: phoal: carpethatnatibus: saintpattysblog: I can’t...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:17:56 -0400

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:13:49 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

chloweafterdark: vivianredwood: Pug Appreciation Post I want...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:11:27 -0400

chloweafterdark:

vivianredwood:

Pug Appreciation Post

I want a pug so bad.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:05:36 -0400

chloweafterdark: justwatchthesunrise: Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:05:29 -0400

chloweafterdark:

justwatchthesunrise:

Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life

literally

Everyone needs to be bossier in sexual situations

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:05:15 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

4acesdave: saltedweenie: birdycreatures: headlikeanorange: A...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:04:27 -0400

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

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Tue, 21 May 2013 03:03:54 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:58:25 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:58:04 -0400

ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:53:32 -0400

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:52:25 -0400

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen: ulyssee: cigs4kids: what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:57:03 -0400

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

there are two kinds of people

My Doctor Who moment

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:56:52 -0400

doctorwho:

bookwormstache:

So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the TARDIS

the TARDIS

I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound

I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in

They were watching Doctor Who and one guy at the back yelled

“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”

jessicalala: when she saw this picture she was all “ooh I’m...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:54:37 -0400

jessicalala:

when she saw this picture she was all “ooh I’m like ‘swaaaag’”

pretty-ramblings: Most thought out tactic in film...

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:02:55 -0400

pretty-ramblings:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

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Fri, 17 May 2013 03:00:29 -0400

rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:59:57 -0400

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

heartsofthebroken: paperangelsandplastichearts: I CAN’T I’M...

Fri, 17 May 2013 02:57:04 -0400

heartsofthebroken:

paperangelsandplastichearts:

I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T

NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.