don’t get attached to tv programs because they will go on hiatus and you will die
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
lockpickpornography: saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
simplewhitebitch: “i have a plan to create 12 million new jobs” you know when u were in middle school/high school and u would run for student government and u were like i have a plan for u all to get free food from the vending machine that’s what this is like
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via pealowsweetandlow)
feelinghellastabby: YOU GUYS ANN RMONEY USED AN IRONING BOARD AS A DINING ROOM TABLE ONCE SO SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE POOR OKAY
STFU, Conservatives: curiousgeorgiana: The... →
curiousgeorgiana: The Wire serene-quill: It wasn’t a coat hanger. It was a wire. The theory was that by inserting the wire through the cervix, moving it around a bit and then removing it, an infection would result and the pregnancy would be aborted. It worked. It was March 1967.
[TRIGGER WARNING] “This is a traumatic thing — she’s, shall we say, she’s...– Dr. John C. Willke, a general practitioner with obstetric training and a former president of the National Right to Life Committee explaining how a rape victim prevents a pregnancy. (h/t @JamilSmith) Never trust a pro-life doctor. They lie, and get paid to do it. (via justjasper)
dorkhole4prez: Today a dude rode by in his car and yelled “Go scissor, you dykes!” at my friends and I. I don’t even get it, that’s not an insult. YOU’RE TELLING ME TO GO GET LAID. Fuck, if you’re gonna bash me, at least get your shit together enough to actually insult me.
STFU, Sexists.: callan-bitch-slapped-and-then:... →
callan-bitch-slapped-and-then: stfusexists: all-myexesliveintexas: WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING WHITE AND MARRYING A WHITE MAN PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME BECAUSE I DO NOT SEE THE PROBLEM. Also, have you seen what she has gone through medically. She is brave and strong. There’s…
colorremoval: have you ever gotten really close to someones face and wanted to kiss them but like you can’t
Chick-fil-A opening near San Francisco on National... →
gaywrites: A slew of Chick-fil-A restaurants are opening in the gay-friendly San Francisco Bay Area in the coming months, including one coincidentally opening on National Coming Out Day. One Chick-fil-A restaurant opened in San Jose this week, apparently met with both supporters and protestors. There is already a Chick-fil-A in Fairfield, and another is scheduled to open in Walnut Creek on...
Conversation with an idiotic bigot
Me: I'm tired of preachers, politicians, and anyone with power preaching that they are against homosexuality, and then going home to boyfriend and having lots of gay sex.
Bigot: Well all gay people go home and fuck their dogs, that's all gay people do.
Me: Homosexuality and Beastiality are completely different and not at all even connected
Bigot: I never said they were
Me: But you just said-
Bigot: No I didn't, you are a bigot.
Yes, he called me a bigot.
carly: i threw a wish in the well
me: how do you throw a wish in---
carly: don't ask me i'll never tell
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