This is a game of “Who the fuck are you”! Name: Krishna Age: 19 Height: 5’3” Weight: 85lbs Relationship status: Happily taken Birthday: May 25th Favorite color: Red Favorite band: Not sure.. Last song listened: A parody of “What makes you beautiful” by One Direction Favorite movie: Uhm..can’t remember movies! Last movie watched: It’s a Boy Girl Thing Favorite...
lampsarepeopletoo: donkeykongcountry2: phlynn: Real life Simpsons intro whoa this is actually really well done THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOEM
The last names of the two protagonists of "Fifty...
itscandidlycara: I’m wondering if the author did this on purpose to make their ship name Grey Steel?
One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch) Oh my god, I’m gonna have to try this it’s brilliant. I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time. (via stfufauxminists) Trying this the next time someone pulls misogynist bull shit on me. (via stfuconservatives)
CandidlyCara: elizabitchtaylor: film about a group... →
elizabitchtaylor: film about a group of men getting into shenanigans= “comedy” film about a group of women getting into shenanigans= “chick flick” film about a friendship between two men= “buddy flick” film about a friendship between two women= “chick flick” emotional film about…
videohall: Bootleg Fireworks… LAWD JEZUZ!
mycatsnameisoliver: videohall: Husband pranks wife while driving down highway omgomgomg
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.