January 2012
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Ask me things →
luciferswetdream:
Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush:
Describe your perfect mate:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do...
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher:
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Student:
Biology Teacher:
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Student:
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
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Ask me things →
luciferswetdream:
Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush:
Describe your perfect mate:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do...
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
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Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...
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I just want to be with you
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I will always stand strong and fix everything that...
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